During a Thursday, around 3:43AM, a female and male sauntered towards the driveway of her Spanish Colonial-styled mansion. The woman, Neala Desdemona Johnson, was blonde, in her thirties. Her appearance was comparable to the models found in Playboy. Her male counterpart, Rod Silverman, who was younger than she, favored an actor, Johnny Depp. In an attempt to convey his libidinousness, the male stopped and … Continue reading Uxoricide by Bob McNeil
Trump may not want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but Deadman’s Tome will! Marchese downs Coronas as if inside one bottle is that Corona genie that will grant him wishes. Marchese and Undead Greg get heated. Marchese learned that a zombie wants to lick the butter under his tit. Continue reading Cinco de Mayo goes HARD
Christians believe that Jesus is coming back, but what exactly does that mean? He’s Risen explores Jesus’ glorious return in several irreverent ways. Let’s read from one that has Jesus coming back as a zombie to fest on the flesh and blood of his followers! Mr. Deadman also looks at a list of over twenty people that claimed to be the messiah. That’s right, Jesus … Continue reading Zombie Jesus Reading
Little Sally pushed and shoved her way through a pack of toddlers that aggressively fought for the same target: the blotch of purple that poked through the blades of grass. She grasped a handful of Blonde-y Locks’ hair and tugged without mercy. The girl’s scream was followed by a retaliatory elbow that failed to strike pay dirt. Sally reached out for little Timmy and planted … Continue reading Zombie Jesus
Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7. A birth which should’ve been aborted. It is alleged that the baby began trying to eat the doctor’s hand during delivery. A baby conceived from sex with the … Continue reading Woman Gets Pregnant From Corpse Sperm!
He’s Risen is the most sinister issue of Deadman’s Tome yet! Page after page of unholy blasphemy to satisfy your wicked little heart. Tales of zombie Jesus eating church goers, baby Jesus VS a priest, a showdown between Jesus and Moses and more. Much more! He’s Risen (print): $9.99 $7.99 Get your copy today! Continue reading The Most Sinister Issue Yet!
Mr. Deadman is dead! Mourn for the loss, yes. But, you do not want to miss the guest. Deadman’s Tome podcast is THE ONLY podcast to have a REAL LIFE zombie! A real life zombie on the show! That’s right. Who else does that? Continue reading Mr. Deadman is Dead!
