http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/ < p style=”box-sizing:border-box;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:lato;font-size:18px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);”>This was just too funny to pass up on, holy shit. < p style=”box-sizing:border-box;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:lato;font-size:18px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);”>Austrian researchers have discovered that church holy water contain very high levels of bacteria and a majority of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter. < p style=”box-sizing:border-box;margin-right:0;margin-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:lato;font-size:18px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);”>Experts from the Institute of Hygiene and Applied Immunology at the Medical University of Vienna analyzed the water in 21 holy springs in … Continue reading Most holy water has traces of feces in it. This gives a whole new meaning to “Holy shit”.
Real Horror – Church of Satan, Bogus Halloween Abuse Story Mr. Deadman explores the real horror that is in our news and culture. This episode looks at the Church of Satan after school program, assault at a Haunted House, and someone claims to have been a victim of satanic ritual abuse at a Mormon church that practices ritual murderous sacrifices. You can also listen … Continue reading Church of Satan After School Program Upsets Some People!
The Splitting – Lorna Wood We were I then. I floated in the element, a sticky, warm, viscous fluid full of nutrients. The smallest food dissolved and slipped in through the pores of my integument. When larger organisms drew near, I lazily flipped my cilia, swooshing them down the nearest gullet. I was—we are—omnivorous. Creamy, crunchy, gelatinous, sweet, salty, even bitter—all delectable. I was swelling, … Continue reading The Splitting – Lorna Wood
As a horny high schooler that spends more time checking out the girls than doing actual work, what would you do if you stumbled upon a dead girl chained to a bed? A dead girl that is moving, but lacks a pulse. A living dead girl that is spread eagle on a table and at the mercy of your sick desires. What would you do? … Continue reading [Review] Deadgirl
Mr. Deadman explores various headlines in Real Horror – a writer runs into a burning house to save his manuscripts and a school eliminates homework because the students perform terribly. Followed by a drunk reading of the Other White Meat. Also, Mr. Deadman rants about the Book of Horrors II. Continue reading Writer Saves Manuscript from Burning House and Drunk Reading
Enhance your coffee today They got on separately, at different stops. The first snuffed a cigarette on a lamp post and entered wordlessly while flashing a monthly pass to the driver. He was a bit past middle-aged and wore it more obviously than most. He dressed himself as an icon of a bygone age; torn and dusty and almost entirely in blue denim; jean … Continue reading Of Diamond Tongues and Seaside Tourism – Carson Winter
Who was Jack the Ripper? A woman hating Jew or an abortion doctor gone mad? What would drive someone to mutilate women, specifically prostitutes? Bad service? Closeted homosexuality? What about the wrath of the micro penis? Jack the Ripper a cover-up for masonic satanic cults or for systemic police brutality towards prostitutes? Writer Kelly Evans joins Mr. Deadman to answer these questions in this short but … Continue reading Jack the Ripper a Cover-up for Masonic Satanic Cults?