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What The Fuck, Trumpocalypse!

 

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New 6 x 9 Print Edition

 

Trumpocalypse is no available in a 6 x 9 format that is easier to take around and read on the go! It’s insane that Mr. Deadman would work on a Sunday, Superbowl Sunday, instead of sitting on the couch and increasing the amount of shame and self-loathing he’ll feel tomorrow by consuming a mass amount of chips and guzzling beer like he’s in a fraternity.

 

 

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Trumpocalypse Reading Tonight

 

Trumpocalypse reading tonight at 10PM CST. It will be a much better and much more entertaining show than the boring Trump inauguration. Open to calls via Skype using legato10@swbell.net. Watch live tonight using https://www.spreaker.com/user/8056632

You can watch the live stream on Facebook using this link: https://www.facebook.com/Deadmans-Tome-116343495470356/

 

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Trump Inauguration Special!

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It’s practically free

 

To commemorate Donald Trump’s inauguration and the dawn of the incoming disaster known as the Trump administration, Deadman’s Tome is offering a huge discount on Trumpocalypse! Don’t bemoan my conservative friends, even if you voted for Trump you must admit that his cabinet selections are a disaster, a complete unmitigated disaster. But what’s not a disaster is the huge discount on Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse.

Don’t like Trump? Great, then this assortment of dark Trump satire is for you. Don’t like politics? Well, let me tell you that The Appointment, a story about politicians fighting to the death for positions, might just be your cup of tea. Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is available for Amazon Kindle, kindleunlimited, and Kindle ready devices (smart phones and tablets) for $4.99. But if you hurry, you can get a copy for as low as .99c!

The Donald Trump inauguration special will run all weekend, but those that act fast will be able to take advantage of the countdown discount of 80%. I’m practically giving it away!

 

 

 

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Alex Jones was Right About the Frogs!

Alex Jones was right about the government modifying frogs, but he was wrong about for what purpose. The US military isn’t interested in turning the frogs gay, but Trump is very much interested in churning out his own genetically modified Frog Soldiers. Why? Because Donald Trump doesn’t trust the military and Frog Soldiers seem like a great idea!

Horror writer, filmmaker, and scientist Michael J. Epstein meets with Mr. Deadman to talk about Trumpocalypse and his hilarious satirical piece titled Frog Soldiers!

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Interview with Michael J. Epstein

 

Tonight at 10PM CST, Michael J. Epstein meets with Mr. Deadman to talk about Trumpocalypse and more. Michael J. Epstein is a writer, author, filmmaker, musician, and actor – a very talented guy, for sure. He’s also a scientiest. He might just be the smartest guest on the show yet. Let’s explore this man’s brain together. Listen LIVE tonight at 10PM CST http://www.spreaker.com/user/8056632

Michael J. Epstein (he/him/his) is a Los Angeles-based filmmaker, writer, musician, and scientist. His creative work has been featured in such outlets as TIME, Scientific American, The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, SPIN, CURVE, and Fangoria.

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Decide No Safe Word Cover

While Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is still kicking ass and pissing off Donald Trump, Mr. Deadman is working on something with a bit more kink. February is a time for love and heart-break, but it is also a time for whips and chains. What it love without pain, right? And being that Deadman’s Tome has a routine of serving dark, demented, brutal horror it only makes sense that the gimps wouldn’t be given a safe word.

Help decide the cover for Deadman’s Tome No Safe Word.

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Cover A: Handful
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Cover B: Thighs
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Cover C: Wide Open

Leave a comment below on which cover you like best.

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Trumpocalypse Befalls on Kindle

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Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse befalls on Kindle and for the price of an overrated Starbucks coffee, you get entertainment that will last longer and stay with you so that you can read it where ever you go. Trumpocalypse features ten demented satirical horror stories that chronologically illustrate the Trump’s time as President of the United States of America, from his first day to his last.

Trumpocalypse explores Trumps twitter habits and actually predicted that Trump would get into an argument on Twitter with Kim Jong-un. The collection of satirical horror also includes stories of genetic experiments, battle royale, Trump VS zombies, mass executions, and ends with life on American soil after a terrible virus.

While this issue includes a political theme, it really isn’t all that political. Deadman’s Tome’s official position on Trump is that every president deserves to be ridiculed. It’s a practice that shows the strength of the 1st amendment. It’s a practice that is very American.

While liberals will probably enjoy this issue more than conservatives, the stories themselves are not really that divisive at all. Conservatives, some of them anyway, seem just put off by the title and subject matter, because Trump is the target. To them I say stop being a special snowflake and develop a sense of humor. The most offensive story is Fired Works, which is about the forefathers coming in to send a message… But, even conservatives would enjoy it, if they took the time to read it.

Conservatives ask me why isn’t Hillary in this, or where is the Hillary issue? My response is that Hillary Clinton is a loser. Why beat on a candidate that lost? That’s kicking while they’re down, which is spineless. Yes, Trump is the focus, and it would be unAmerican for me not to target him. He’s the president.

 

 

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Trumpocalypse Predicts Future

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Donald J. Trump will soon celebrate his inauguration. And though many of you may still deny the reality, the horrid reality that is Trump at the helm of one of the most powerful nations in the world, it is time to prepare for the the inevitable Trumpocalypse.

Kelly Evans’ story Hell to Pay puts Donald Trump’s twitter behavior on blast, and actually predicted an aggressive and heated exchange between Mr. My-Temperment-Is-The-Best and Kim Jong Un that ends with no one winning. the reality is that Donald Trump did, in fact, responded to North Korea’s latest nuclear taunt with a childish schoolyard retort that boiled down to “nu-uh”. Can North Korea actually hit the US? Not sure, but I wonder how a dictator with nothing to lose will respond to pissing match.

Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with more content, more demented satirical horror aimed at Trump’s expense. But I warn you, this issue of the new and rising ezine is not for the faint of heart. It contains raunchy, uncensored material that would make the most staunch social conservative blush.

 

Reference:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/02/politics/north-korea-icbm-threat-trump/

 

 

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#FuckTrump

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Send me to Trump!

Despise Trump? Think he’s the worst thing to ever happen? Then fuck him.

Even Trump supporters must admit that the cabinet selections are a giant red flag that the Bush years are making a comeback, but with even more doubling down. But, we could prevent that by using his own ego against him. Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with stories, images, and an interview that will surely piss off the orange faced baboon. Help operation #FuckTrump by sending copies of Trumpocalypse to the Whitehouse and\or Trump Tower!

 

 

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Trumpocalypse is Now

Due to a goof when navigating the new Kindle Digital Publishing interface, the print edition of Trumpocalypse is now available!

Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with dark twisted stories featuring the President, riffing on his ego, his micro-penis, and his love for his daughter.

Trumpocalypse delivers more laughs than scares, but the dark tones and demented edge is everything Deadman’s Tome. Check out the interview with Donald Trump where he confesses a bombshell.

Get a copy of Trumpocalypse and join that campaign of getting Trump’s attention. I have purchased two copies and have sent one to the Whitehouse and another to Trump tower. One package may not get Trump’s attention, but a dozen would.