Advancing AI and synthetic flesh is bring us closer to a future predicted in Blade Runner, but are we ready?Can we even handle it? Let’s talk about Sex Dolls in this perverted yet hilarious episode of the Deadman’s Tome podcast.
Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7. A birth which should’ve been aborted. It is alleged that the baby began trying to eat the doctor’s hand during delivery. A baby conceived from sex with the dead is a zombie child. Patient zero of the zombie outbreak!
According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old, which would make her a serial corpse rapist. However, apparently consent does not matter with dead bodies. The dead can’t give consent, but Jennifer will not be charged with rape, but with indecency with a dead body.
Jennifer is a hideous woman. She has the face of a meth head, and the hair of a decayed zombie. She couldn’t get with any dudes, not when they were alive, anyway. She waited until their dead and hard. Rigor mortis will keep the cock hard, but how exactly did she get the dead dick to ejaculate?
Turns out, she would fuck the dead so hard that it bring’s them back to life, just for a few seconds. That’s a magic pussy. I reached out to Jennifer for comment. She allegedly stated that she was trying to get pregnant and would syphon jizz out from the cock with her mouth and snowball it into a large syringe, if she couldn’t get the dick to cum with her vagina.
This is real. I know I had fun with the story, but the truth is unbelievable. Just Google it.
President-elect Donald Trump slams BuzzFeed by calling trendy news source a ‘failing pile of garbage’ over a report that Moscow has been blackmailing the businessman with past sex adventures in Russia.
On Tuesday, CNN reported that a memo that eluded that Russia has compromising materials over Trump was shared with the Barack Obama and Donald Trump by the US intelligence community.
Later in the day, Buzzfeed published the entire set of memos, which were allegedly “prepared for political opponents of Trump by a person who is understood to be a former British intelligence agent.”
The report alleged that Trump has “personal obsessions and sexual perversion,” including graphic sex acts.
As Trump nears inauguration, heat from liberal camps and liberal slanted news outlets continues to grow. Bombarded with headlines of election foul play, Russian hacks, and hiring hookers the president-elect may get smoked out before his day to sit behind the desk at the oval office can come.
At least, that’s what hopeful liberals would like to think.
I doubt that Trump was blackmailed to go through the process of running a presidential campaign, a campaign that face a gauntlet of opponents, and was victorious despite overwhelming odds.
Trump had already had a sexual scandal of “pussy grabbing” leak out and it did not seem to even put a dent in his campaign. Trump has made very lewd and disgusting remarks about his own daughter, Ivanka Trump, even when she was present. What could Russia possibly have on Trump?
What sort of material would Russia have to have on Trump to motivate him to be their whipping boy? Is there a sex tap with Trump as a gimp for a gang of Russian midgets? Did he pay Pussy Riot for golden showers?
While Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is still kicking ass and pissing off Donald Trump, Mr. Deadman is working on something with a bit more kink. February is a time for love and heart-break, but it is also a time for whips and chains. What it love without pain, right? And being that Deadman’s Tome has a routine of serving dark, demented, brutal horror it only makes sense that the gimps wouldn’t be given a safe word.
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Turbo Slut 5K is an ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized, and brutally offensive tale of sizzling lust, savage revenge, and the triumph over some ruthless misogynistic scum f**ks told in six exciting chapters! Set in a dark and gritty cyberpunk dystopia, three FuckBots defy their programming and acquire a notorious reputation that earns them a hefty bounty of fifteen billion dollars! With such a price on their heads, the three voluptuous sex machines have little to no choice but to fight for survival!
Forget Little Women, forget Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, forget The Beauty Myth, Turbo Slut 5K is the ultimate pro-woman, man-hating story! The sort of story that radical, sex-negative feminists would wildly support, it they weren’t confused by the vail of shameless, pornographic debauchery. Fuckbots, programmed by misogynists to serve men for their pleasure, seek, kill and humiliate their Johns in various savage ways. Why? Because their on mission to murderize every single player in the sex trade game.
Friday October 7th at 10PM CST, Marc Shapiro meets with Mr. Deadman on the Deadman’s Tome podcast to discuss his dark, highly sexualized short about a dick that just won’t quit entitled DOSE. DOSE is one of those stories that thrives in the area between porn and erotica, and it delivers with a sense of humor that doesn’t beat around the bush.
Use this link to listen to the interview LIVE at 10PM CST (minus a few minutes):
Marc Shapiro is the author of nearly 70 unauthorized celebrity biographies such as J.K. Rowling: The Wizard Behind Harry Potter and Creed: From Zero To Popularity . He is a published short story writer, published poet and published comic book writer. He actually makes a living doing this. Don’t tell the authorities.
Have questions for Marc Shapiro? send them through the comments below or tweet them to me @MrDeadmanDT
Spinster Eskie, author of An Identity For Sam Piles, joins Mr. Deadman to discuss the inspiration behind the gritty and very real horror piece of a convicted sex-offender, a misogynistic child rapist, as he struggles with confronting his past and fighting off his urge to rape and kill again.
The interview goes LIVE tonight at 10pm CST! Listen live on Spreaker. Use the links on the sidebar to listen to the podcast when is stream.
Legend has it that any beverage drank from this mug has properties to cure Writer’s block, but with a catch. Of course, there’s a catch. There is always a catch. The catch is that you’ll not only become a prolific writer, but you’ll become a slave to the craft. You’ll type so frantically that your fingers bleed. You’ll be so immersed in your story that you’ll skip meals, bathroom breaks, and, oh god, even sex.
However, your enviable death by writing will not only become an urban legend, but your work will carry on through the ages.
The interview with horror writer Bob Freville not only lived up to the hype, but the exciting exchange proved educational!
Listeners learned that Cthulhu was the mastermind behind the Holy Bible and 9/11. So, 9/11 Truthers can cool their jets. Bush and his overlord Dick Cheney are only guilty of doing the great ancient one’s bidding, and who can really blame them. No one says no to Cthulhu.
Mr. Freville drops a bombshell about The Walking Dead. Is The Walking Dead a massive work of plagiarism?
The raunchy conversation proves the point that Deadman’s Tome is not a place for fragile sensibilities or for those that need to be coddled. You’ve been warned. Mr. Freville is the author of Sex Toy and as you can imagine, the conversation is mature.
Mr. Deadman did a live reading of Turbo Slut 5K after downing a few shots. The drunk reading proved a bit difficult at first and Mr. Deadman trails of with interesting little bits about how the misogynistic filth that is Turbo Slut 5K is actually the MOST pro-feminist story ever written. Turbo Slut 5K is the imagining of the ultimate take down of the patriarchy!
Warning: Turbo Slut 5K is graphic and hyper sexualized. Don’t let you kids listen to this. It contains death by pussy, death by boob, and death by asshole.