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Fuck Nazis

Deadman’s Tome needs your help. We were playing around with the idea of a Biker VS the Undead anthology, but that just doesn’t really seem fitting as a follow-up to The Conspiracy Issue.

A Fuck Nazis anthology pertaining to real-life Nazis and allegedly real-life Nazis getting their due in various ways would be fun as Hell, as would an anthology around bigots and racist getting their due titled Let the Klansmen Hang.

These would be fun and worthwhile projects, but with bringing back the monthly circulation free to reed magazine (direct download from the site) and collecting submissions for Real American Horror: Texas, we only have so much time to devote on a third project.

So which one should it be? cast your vote!

 

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Why Get Political?

Some publishers say they want nothing to do with Trump supporters and republicans because they’re racist, sexists, and other labels when they don’t even know the individuals. They’re generalizing and operating on a prejudice based on stereotypes. That’s bigotry, right?  Sure, the publishers are free to discriminate on political leanings, but is that even a smart idea? Is that a good idea? Why politicize what does not need to be politicize?

I have worked with a lot of authors. I’ve also spoken with a lot of the authors I worked with through the podcast. I’ve spoken with conservative leaning guests, liberal minded guests, progressive types, and feminists. We do not agree on everything, and nor would I ever expect that. But I tell you what I’m not going to do. I’m not going to just dismiss them because of a difference in opinion. The best proof of this is the chemistry between Marchese and myself.

For those that listened to the Deadman’s Tome podcast regularly, you might have noticed episodes where Marchese and I really dig into a topic, seem almost divisive. Now, sometimes it’s played up and I think listeners can tell, but other times it’s real. For example, the Walking Dead discussion was played up, whereas the idea that traditional publishers are THE gatekeepers of quality was not. Has Marchese been to a book store lately? There’s drivel everywhere and guess who published it?

Even though Marchese and I go at it and have different opinions, I’m not going to just kick him off the show. I embrace the dynamic. I enjoy the back and forth. It builds perspective.

There have been times where political topics come up and we’ve made jokes about Trump, Hillary, and whatever, but that’s to have fun with the material. Why? Because politics without a humorous filter is way too depressing. Besides, Deadman’s Tome isn’t about politics, it’s about entertainment. That’s why Deadman’s Tome doesn’t discriminate against republicans, liberals, progressives, or whatever. We don’t care what you’re leaning is.

Is that wrong?

 


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Is Trump the Second Coming of Christ

My wife saw this on her Facebook feed and she was like the person that posted this Trump\Jesus meme is an absolute idiot. My wife isn’t the sort to really give a damn what people post. But I have to agree, this meme has to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. 

During Barack Obama’s inauguration, religious groups gave him, his family, and America their blessing. The Trump inauguration was no different. If you think for a second that America had abandoned Jesus and religious influence, then you’re an idiot. 

More importantly, Trump becoming president is not a symbolic gesture of Christ returning to the Whitehouse. It might mark the beginning of the end or the dawn of a political shakeup, but the orange idiot of a president is not the second coming of Christ! Anyone that believes that is fully mental and should be locked up. 

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Trump Inauguration Special!

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It’s practically free

 

To commemorate Donald Trump’s inauguration and the dawn of the incoming disaster known as the Trump administration, Deadman’s Tome is offering a huge discount on Trumpocalypse! Don’t bemoan my conservative friends, even if you voted for Trump you must admit that his cabinet selections are a disaster, a complete unmitigated disaster. But what’s not a disaster is the huge discount on Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse.

Don’t like Trump? Great, then this assortment of dark Trump satire is for you. Don’t like politics? Well, let me tell you that The Appointment, a story about politicians fighting to the death for positions, might just be your cup of tea. Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is available for Amazon Kindle, kindleunlimited, and Kindle ready devices (smart phones and tablets) for $4.99. But if you hurry, you can get a copy for as low as .99c!

The Donald Trump inauguration special will run all weekend, but those that act fast will be able to take advantage of the countdown discount of 80%. I’m practically giving it away!

 

 

 

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Alex Jones was Right About the Frogs!

Alex Jones was right about the government modifying frogs, but he was wrong about for what purpose. The US military isn’t interested in turning the frogs gay, but Trump is very much interested in churning out his own genetically modified Frog Soldiers. Why? Because Donald Trump doesn’t trust the military and Frog Soldiers seem like a great idea!

Horror writer, filmmaker, and scientist Michael J. Epstein meets with Mr. Deadman to talk about Trumpocalypse and his hilarious satirical piece titled Frog Soldiers!

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Trumpocalypse Predicts Future

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Donald J. Trump will soon celebrate his inauguration. And though many of you may still deny the reality, the horrid reality that is Trump at the helm of one of the most powerful nations in the world, it is time to prepare for the the inevitable Trumpocalypse.

Kelly Evans’ story Hell to Pay puts Donald Trump’s twitter behavior on blast, and actually predicted an aggressive and heated exchange between Mr. My-Temperment-Is-The-Best and Kim Jong Un that ends with no one winning. the reality is that Donald Trump did, in fact, responded to North Korea’s latest nuclear taunt with a childish schoolyard retort that boiled down to “nu-uh”. Can North Korea actually hit the US? Not sure, but I wonder how a dictator with nothing to lose will respond to pissing match.

Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with more content, more demented satirical horror aimed at Trump’s expense. But I warn you, this issue of the new and rising ezine is not for the faint of heart. It contains raunchy, uncensored material that would make the most staunch social conservative blush.

 

Reference:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/02/politics/north-korea-icbm-threat-trump/

 

 

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#FuckTrump

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Send me to Trump!

Despise Trump? Think he’s the worst thing to ever happen? Then fuck him.

Even Trump supporters must admit that the cabinet selections are a giant red flag that the Bush years are making a comeback, but with even more doubling down. But, we could prevent that by using his own ego against him. Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with stories, images, and an interview that will surely piss off the orange faced baboon. Help operation #FuckTrump by sending copies of Trumpocalypse to the Whitehouse and\or Trump Tower!

 

 

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Trumpocalypse is Now

Due to a goof when navigating the new Kindle Digital Publishing interface, the print edition of Trumpocalypse is now available!

Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is loaded with dark twisted stories featuring the President, riffing on his ego, his micro-penis, and his love for his daughter.

Trumpocalypse delivers more laughs than scares, but the dark tones and demented edge is everything Deadman’s Tome. Check out the interview with Donald Trump where he confesses a bombshell.

Get a copy of Trumpocalypse and join that campaign of getting Trump’s attention. I have purchased two copies and have sent one to the Whitehouse and another to Trump tower. One package may not get Trump’s attention, but a dozen would.

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TRUMPOCALYPSE Inbound!

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Are you ready for an all out satirical Trump-bash? Loaded with dark, twisted stories at Trump’s expense, an interview with S. J. Budd, and an interview with Donald Trump himself. What? Is this legit? Is Deadman’s Tome going to get sued? It’s not my fault Trump is so forgetful. Must be dementia.

But, in case I do get sued. Please pre-order a copy to help pay for my inevitable legal fees. Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse is available through Amazon Kindle for $2.99 and will release January 6th.

Want early access? Become a patreon and http://www.patreon.com/deadmanstome for a $1 and receive an early copy as early as January 1st.

 

 

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Trumpocalypse Submissions Open

Whether you hate it or love it, Trump is the elected president of the United States of America. For some, Trump spells a rise of the alt-right and the racism and misogyny that follows. Some worry that Trump will lead to a dictatorship of hate and bigotry, and others fear that this hate and bigotry will lead to roaming deportation squads aimed at minorities and members of the LGBTQ community.

Whether you believe in the fears or find it exaggerated to the point of comedy, we will soon find out what a Trump Whitehouse will be like. Trump inauguration is January 20th, and I feel it would only be right to celebrate by exploring what a Trumpocalypse might be like.

Deadman’s Tome Trumpocalypse will consist of six flash fiction satirical horror stories that feature Trump and sometimes Pence. Trump is to be a main character, whether antagonist or protagonist. keep the story under 1000 words. Deadline is December 25th, 2016.

Submit submissions with Trumpocalypse as subject to

jessecdedman@gmail.com

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