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2016 Horror Olympic Winners!

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The 2016 Rio Olympics happened and I couldn’t tell you who won or lost, but I’m sure much was celebrated.

During the 2016 Olympics, Deadman’s Tome held its very own horror Olympics. The horror Olympics had stories compete against one another in various categories such as Most Read, Zombie, Best Sex, and Straight-Up Murder. While I made an announcement of the winners via Deadman’s Tome Podcast, let me do a quick rundown for those that didn’t catch it. You can listen to the announcement here:

 

For the Best of the Most Read:

In this category, Melissa’s HobbyUnbloom, The Way Out, Blackmouth, and The Weapon Collector face off for gold! The Way Out won gold in the category of Best of the Most Read

  • The Way Out by Gary Buller 45.83%  (11 votes) 
  • Melissa’s Hobby by Sean Glasheen 37.5%  (9 votes) 
  • Unbloom by Kristine Hall-Garcia 8.33%  (2 votes) 
For the Best of the Zombie Horror:
This category features The Four of JulyJoining the FamilyThe Night We Aired the House, My 1963 Ford Galaxy and the Maniacs of Dearborn County by Gary L. Robbe and Happy Birthday, Joshie A four way tie. I guess when it comes to zombies, no body wins.
  • Four of July 25%  (1 votes) 
  • The Night We Aired The House 25%  (1 votes) 
  • Happy Birthday, Joshie 25%  (1 votes) 
  • My 1963 Ford Galaxy and the Maniacs of Dearborn County 25% (1 votes)
For the Best Sex:
Deadman’s Tome has featured several very perverse horror shorts and in this category: Sex ToyTouch Me, I’m SickThe Woman in Red, DOSE and Caught in the Act Sex Toy takes the gold for Best Sex.
  • Sex Toy 66.67%  (4 votes) 
  • Caught in the Act 16.67%  (1 votes) 
  • DOSE 16.66%  (1 votes) 

     

For Straight-Up Murder

Stories in this category are: A Corpse Can’t LaughMad LoveLove Electric, and Confession Confession straight-up kills it for gold in Straight-Up Murder.

  • Confession 43.75%  (7 votes) 
  • Electric Love 31.25%  (5 votes) 
  • A Corpse Can’t Laugh 25%  (4 votes) 

The 2016 Horror Olympics was a spur of the moment thing, but it turned out to be a lot of fun. Because the contest was so spontaneous (and because Deadman’s Tome doesn’t have the money), Deadman’s Tome does not have actually golden medals. However, I think the winners deserves some recognition. Perhaps a certificate of some sort. Maybe access to the backroom where the groupies and “party favors” are kept.

The winners received additional readers, and every view is money. The winners will also receive a certificate.

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Horror Olympics 2016 – Straight Up Murder

Turbo Slut 5K – ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized and brutally offensive cyberpunk SexBot murder spree!

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Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics and Rio Olympic 2016 share sweat, blood, and tears, but for different reasons. Except for any North Korean competitors.

#GoldinUS? Sure, if that gold is blood and blood by the buckets is what makes these selected stories ripe for that golden reward! In Straight Up Murder, stories with ultra-violent murderous rampage will compete for the almighty GOLD!

Stories in this category are: A Corpse Can’t LaughMad LoveLove Electric, and Confession

 

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Horror Rio Olympics 2016 – Best Sex

HORRGASM – Featuring six titillating tales, this anthology delivers a chilling blend of provocative horror.

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Horror Rio Olympics 2016 – Best Sex

The chilling and terrifying nature of horror and the allure of sex go together perfectly like whip cream and flesh, like leather and chains, like a wet pussy and a hungry tongue. Deadman’s Tome has featured several very perverse horror shorts and in this category: Sex ToyTouch Me, I’m SickThe Woman in Red, DOSE and Caught in the Act

 

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Horror Olympics – Zombie Horror

Deadman’s Tome is home to Book of Horrors, a horror anthology loaded with terrifying horror short stories that’ll chill you to the bone!

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Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics is the gruesome, dark, lost and forgotten cousin of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.

Nothing invades like a zombie swarm. Endless zombie rampage, hordes of undead fiends, and mindless walkers, no matter the term the objective seems to be the same. Kill, Infect, and Repeat. Like locusts to a field of crops, zombie decimate towns and bring forth a violent and brutal apocalypse.

Some say the zombie trend is tired, and yet we seem to live in a zombie nation. No TV show, movie, or game seems untouchable to the undead horde. Call of Duty was overrun by zombies in Call of Duty Black Ops and ironically gave the franchise a spark of life. Even literary classics like Pride and Prejudice were invaded by the undead swarm, and people flocked to it as if they want to be zombie fodder.

The Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics looks at the zombie stories in its catalog and has them compete for gold! This category features The Four of JulyJoining the FamilyThe Night We Aired the House, My 1963 Ford Galaxy and the Maniacs of Dearborn County by Gary L. Robbe and Happy Birthday, Joshie

 

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Horror Olympics 2016

Turbo Slut 5K is an ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized, and brutally offensive tale of sizzling lust, savage revenge, and the triumph over some ruthless misogynistic scum f**ks told in six exciting chapters!

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With the Rio Olympics underway, and the various sports dominating the trends, it seems fitting for Deadman’s Tome to showcase its own Olympics.

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The Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics will feature various stories competing in various categories with the fans deciding the victor!

Let’s kick off the Horror Olympic games with Best of the Most Read: Five of the most read stories will compete for gold. In this category, Melissa’s HobbyUnbloom, The Way Out, Blackmouth, and The Weapon Collector face off for gold!