The 2016 Rio Olympics happened and I couldn’t tell you who won or lost, but I’m sure much was celebrated.
During the 2016 Olympics, Deadman’s Tome held its very own horror Olympics. The horror Olympics had stories compete against one another in various categories such as Most Read, Zombie, Best Sex, and Straight-Up Murder. While I made an announcement of the winners via Deadman’s Tome Podcast, let me do a quick rundown for those that didn’t catch it. You can listen to the announcement here:
The 2016 Horror Olympics was a spur of the moment thing, but it turned out to be a lot of fun. Because the contest was so spontaneous (and because Deadman’s Tome doesn’t have the money), Deadman’s Tome does not have actually golden medals. However, I think the winners deserves some recognition. Perhaps a certificate of some sort. Maybe access to the backroom where the groupies and “party favors” are kept.
The winners received additional readers, and every view is money. The winners will also receive a certificate.
Turbo Slut 5K – ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized and brutally offensive cyberpunk SexBot murder spree!
Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics and Rio Olympic 2016 share sweat, blood, and tears, but for different reasons. Except for any North Korean competitors.
#GoldinUS? Sure, if that gold is blood and blood by the buckets is what makes these selected stories ripe for that golden reward! In Straight Up Murder, stories with ultra-violent murderous rampage will compete for the almighty GOLD!
HORRGASM – Featuring six titillating tales, this anthology delivers a chilling blend of provocative horror.
Horror Rio Olympics 2016 – Best Sex
The chilling and terrifying nature of horror and the allure of sex go together perfectly like whip cream and flesh, like leather and chains, like a wet pussy and a hungry tongue. Deadman’s Tome has featured several very perverse horror shorts and in this category: Sex Toy, Touch Me, I’m Sick, The Woman in Red, DOSE and Caught in the Act
Deadman’s Tome is home to Book of Horrors, a horror anthology loaded with terrifying horror short stories that’ll chill you to the bone!
Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics is the gruesome, dark, lost and forgotten cousin of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games.
Nothing invades like a zombie swarm. Endless zombie rampage, hordes of undead fiends, and mindless walkers, no matter the term the objective seems to be the same. Kill, Infect, and Repeat. Like locusts to a field of crops, zombie decimate towns and bring forth a violent and brutal apocalypse.
Some say the zombie trend is tired, and yet we seem to live in a zombie nation. No TV show, movie, or game seems untouchable to the undead horde. Call of Duty was overrun by zombies in Call of Duty Black Ops and ironically gave the franchise a spark of life. Even literary classics like Pride and Prejudice were invaded by the undead swarm, and people flocked to it as if they want to be zombie fodder.
Turbo Slut 5K is an ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized, and brutally offensive tale of sizzling lust, savage revenge, and the triumph over some ruthless misogynistic scum f**ks told in six exciting chapters!
With the Rio Olympics underway, and the various sports dominating the trends, it seems fitting for Deadman’s Tome to showcase its own Olympics.
Horror Olympics 2016
The Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics will feature various stories competing in various categories with the fans deciding the victor!