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Posted on December 21, 2017December 11, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Woman Hit Four Times in a Row!

As dumb kid that thought he knew everything, I didn’t listen to my parents on many things, but I remember vividly to look both ways before crossing the road. Hell, my folks were so effective in teaching this little piece of advice that it’s practically ingrained in me. To this day, I still look both ways even at a one-way, which isn’t as dumb as looking both ways at a intersections with a dead-end.

This lady, however, missed that important lesson and crossed the road to get hit not once, not twice, but four fucking times! The first driver must’ve floored her so hard that the consecutive second, third, and forth thought she was a road bump. The universe wanted her dead. Horrible to say, right? Don’t blame the victim, right? But we’re talking about four fucking cars. There’s no coincidence with those odds. One car is an accident. Two cars is a brutal accident. Three cars is shit luck, but four cars is the universe giving you the finger. Maybe this was a hit job, I don’t know. Maybe the mob wanted her deader than dead because of she ratted someone out. Maybe this was all planned out because she’s the village homewrecker, or maybe she’s just too dumb to remember a lesson as simple as look both fucking ways!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-42310180

Posted on December 14, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Death to Net Neutrality

Net Neutrality has been overturned. What does that mean? The means that the regulations making sure that ISPs deliver the data you want fairly are gone. Now, Xfinity, Verizon, and AT&T can preferentially deliver some data faster than other data. The ISPs have been toying around with data caps and throttling when you exceed a certain amount, which is complete bullshit. Why is it that anyone has to pay extra just because more data is used? The whole stress on infrastructure is bullshit. The infrastructure that the ISPs use were built with the help of tax payer money, and now we have to pay the troll extra when we use it too much? Data caps are bullshit. I think we can all agree on that.

But now, with Net Neutrality overturned, companies can now give platforms and websites that partner with them special treatment. Imagine AT&T having faster Netflix streaming than any other platform, while customers using the competitors will have to deal with constant buffering. Some people are holding out on a law suit to challenge the ruling, but the cynic in me thinks the war is over. The new battlefield now will be what ISPs do with this new found power. Surely Netflix and YouTube could try to sue any ISP that throttles them just for the sake of it, and why would customers deal with that? Would customers really pay an extra premium to access what they used to access for not additional cost? I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t pay an extra ten bucks to have Facebook as an added feature for any ISP internet package.

With in the next few years, we’re going to see the platforms we once accessed willy-nilly bundled into packages tiered at multiple price points. There will be the social media package, the entertainment package, the blogging package, and etc. Think I’m hyperbolic? Maybe I am, but then again I predicted Trump would be president when the majority thought Hillary had it in the bag. But the real test for you affirmation that this is just hyperbolic fluff is are you willing to bet and by how much? How much are you willing to bet that IF Net Neutrality remains overturned that within five years ISPs will try to put the internet into bundled package offered at a tiered price points?

Posted on November 22, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Save Net Neutrality

Once again the battle for net neutrality rages on. The old media giants like Comcast and AT&T with Direct TV are hemorrhaging subscribers as more and more former cable users get woke and cut the cord. Stream in services like Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube are in trouble. These services offer an alternative that utterly destroys the old subscription package. Why pay for cable when you can stream for cheaper, and pay for what you want?

That’s why just about every year the old giants come back to the battlefield for another go around! Don’t be fooled. The war against net neutrality is for money and control, protecting a dated business model. Do you want to pay a fee to Comcast or AT&T for use of Netflix or YouTube? Well, that day could come. It’s already here in the form of throttling excessive streaming, which is bullshit.

The lobbyist have the FCC and FTC going in their favor, and if they have their way, the internet will packaged and sold in bundles.

The FCC just announced its plan to slash net neutrality rules, allowing ISPs like Verizon to block apps, slow websites, and charge fees to control what you see & do online. They vote December 14th.But if Congress gets enough calls, *they* can stop the FCC.

You can help make a difference. Contact your representative, which is made easy by following this link

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

Posted on May 23, 2017May 23, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

NOD Always Wins

Growing up, I played a lot of video games, and one particular game was Command and Conquer. My friends and I waged countless skirmashes, and one thing that seemed to hold true is that NOD always wins.

For those that don’t know, NOD is a faction in the game. There’s two armies to choose from: NOD and GDI. GDI consists of first-world nations with advanced technology and developed economies, where as NOD consits of terrorists that idolize a warlord. With the GDI, you control powerful but expensive units, some of the strongest units in the game, and while NOD has weaker and cheaper units, they’re strength is in numbers, sabotage, stealth, and chemical warfare.

If you think this sounds a bit familiar to our current reality, then you’re with me.

Right now, we’re at war. We are at war. Anone that tells you differently is a fool. We live in reality where people fear that at any moment a bomb could go off, a truck could plow through, or a shooting could happen. This isn’t peace. And it’s telling, very telling that we can guess as to the identity and ideology of the suspect with 90% if not 99% accuracy.

#NotAll, but that’s shouldn’t have to be said.

We’re fighting a war against radicals and extremists that have no homeland because of the shit the US had done. They outnumber, they have demonstrated creative ways to circumvent laws and restrictions to kill infidels (that’s non-believers), and they would be the worst group to have access to chemical and nuclear weapons.

It’s like NOD, but the real life in the flesh version. And maybe it’s because of the wake of another, yet another terrorist attack, but I feel uncertain about our future, about our opportunity to grow from this. As I parent, I can’t stand it, but what can we do? Give up more privacy? The powers that be already have the magic key to Everything we do. EVERYTHING.

We stand by like piñatas, piñatas filled with guilt and remorse. And like kids hungry for candy, they just beat on us. Well, America fights back. From the Bush wars, to the Obama Drone Wars, to the Mother of all Bombs, we fight with a powerful force, highly trained troops, and carpet bombs, much like the GDI. And much like the GDI, we’re waging an intense battle while an enemy we can’t see slips through our defenses.

NOD always wins… and right now, it’s like we’re fighting for resources and map control while NOD has already snuck into our base with a stealth tank with a nuclear missile on standby. That was the go to strategy in Command and Conquer, because it is sure to work.

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Report: City Of Flint Is Threatening 8,000 Homeowners With Foreclosure Over Unpaid Water Bills

What does it say about a First World nation when a whole city has poisonous water? It says it’s a fucking joke.

You know who else can’t get clean drinking water? People in Somalia. But the were not in Somalia, we’re in America, and in this country you would think we would have the capabilityof providing clean drinking water. But a big fucking NO.

Let me ask you something. Would you pay for toxic lead water? Would you even entertain the idea of giving to a city that fucked your water supply? Hell no!

But guess what? If you don’t pay for that shitty poisonous water, the city is gonna foreclose on your ass. You’ll be homeless, but hey, that might not be so bad. As homelessyou could pitch a tent and collect rain water in buckets. Clean drinkable water for the price of nothing.

If you want to know what real horror is, it’s right here in America. It’s right here in Flint.
http://www.thefader.com/2017/05/03/report-city-of-flint-is-threatening-8000-homeowners-with-foreclosure-over-unpaid-water-bills

Posted on April 17, 2017April 18, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Massive Homicidal Cuck on the Loose!

Urgent, massive cuck having a homicidal meltdown all because he placed a ho before bros! Not joking. Easter Sunday, while kids were hunting for eggs, this cold ass pussy was hunting for headshots because some bitch named Joy Lane gave another dude head.

Jokes aside, Joy Lane is a stripper name and a brother should put much stock in a broad that was given a stage name at birth. Not blaming Joy Lane, either. Bitches gotta get paid and brothas want to get laid! The only person here to blame if the fucking scum of life named Stevie Stephenson. What kind of awful name is that? Terrible, just god awful.

Stevie finds out that his girl don’t wanna play with his limp dick, and he then goes around killing motherfuckers in the street WHILE on Facebook LIVE! The murderous fragile snowflake made sure to make time to update his Facebook after every murder, answer phone calls from concerned friends, and even told a coworker he might no make it to work!

Who the Hell goes on a shooting spree over relationship issues? It’s happened before, I’m thinking of Virginia Tech, and it’ll happen again because these pussies don’t give two fucks about others. These selfish ass cocksuckers will kill you or your loved ones because their life isn’t going well for them. What a fucking sad state of affairs, a fucking pathetic reality.

Worst part is, this isn’t over. First, it’s been a day and the viral social media motherfucker is still out on the run. Where’s the fucking NSA? Wiretap this ass clown and make him deep throat a twelve gauge! Second, there will be copycats that see this as the new way to get fifteen seconds. What happened to using pent up aggression for starting a band, throwing down beats, raping? If your a talentless hack and violently psycho, then do the world and just self inflect.

Stevie Stephenson would be a better place had he just killed himself istead of killing over a dozen random people! Never thought I would make a post that would advocate for suicide, but here it is. Is this wrong, really? If Stevie had blown himself away, then those other dudes would be alive, right?

Posted on April 16, 2017April 16, 2017 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Woman Gets Pregnant From Corpse Sperm!

Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7. A birth which should’ve been aborted. It is alleged that the baby began trying to eat the doctor’s hand during delivery. A baby conceived from sex with the dead is a zombie child. Patient zero of the zombie outbreak!

According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old, which would make her a serial corpse rapist. However, apparently consent does not matter with dead bodies. The dead can’t give consent, but Jennifer will not be charged with rape, but with indecency with a dead body.

Jennifer is a hideous woman. She has the face of a meth head, and the hair of a decayed zombie. She couldn’t get with any dudes, not when they were alive, anyway. She waited until their dead and hard. Rigor mortis will keep the cock hard, but how exactly did she get the dead dick to ejaculate?

Turns out, she would fuck the dead so hard that it bring’s them back to life, just for a few seconds. That’s a magic pussy. I reached out to Jennifer for comment. She allegedly stated that she was trying to get pregnant and would syphon jizz out from the cock with her mouth and snowball it into a large syringe, if she couldn’t get the dick to cum with her vagina.

This is real. I know I had fun with the story, but the truth is unbelievable. Just Google it.

Posted on November 6, 2016 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Most holy water has traces of feces in it. This gives a whole new meaning to “Holy shit”.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/

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Posted on October 29, 2016November 1, 2016 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Texas Man Sells Zombie Burgers

A man in Texas was caught selling zombie burgers in a small town community and apparently some people might’ve actually bought one or two. Local authorities dismissed the selling of zombie patties as a prank and did not respond to the claim. However, a native Texan professional zombie hunter arrived to the scene to shut it down.

Posted on October 9, 2016October 12, 2016 by Mr. Deadman — Leave a comment

Many Died After Reading Ancient Tome

This accursed ancient tome contains tales of sinister mutations, carnal perversions, harrowing afflictions, insatiable blood lust, and absolute terror. When unearthed from the ruins of the ancient city of R’lyeh, a bizarre and sinister fate fell upon the excavators. The laborers reported excruciating migraines, bleeding from various orifices, and suffered from demonic hallucinations. The foremen reported visions of hell on Earth and spoke of direct contact with demonic entities. Investigators tried to make contact with those afflicted to verify the claims, but with each attempt came a horrible fate. One poor soul went as far as to put a bullet in his head the moment a journalist began an interview. The journalist, after relaying the chilling episode, stabbed his own eyes out with his fingers. Another laborer was contacted for an interview, but halfway through he ate his own tongue. Afflicted with madness, the man bashed the reporter’s skull in with the digital recorder before authorities could respond.

The original source of the Book of Horrors is sealed in a secured area, locked behind layers of cold steel. Initially, researchers attempted to study the strange abhorrent artifact by direct contact. However, that quickly changed after not one, not two, but three tragic deaths. In order to minimize anymore costly deaths, the department mandated that further study be done remotely from a digital copy that the last direct researcher was able to generate before he bashed his head against the wall until he died.

Of course, by making a digital copy, the material, whether or not classified, became subject to hacking. A hacking that was rendered easy through sloppy handling of confidential emails. I present to you a portion of the digital copy of the original Book of Horrors. Readers beware, for the passages contained within this electronic copy may not be without a certain, dreadful, and otherwise avoidable curse. It is not yet known whether the stories in the digital copy of this tome carry the same curse that lead to so many preventable deaths. You have been warned.