Whether you are a writer, musician, or an artist, we juggle routines with responsibilities and priorities. Responsibilities, such as getting the kids ready for school or taking out the trash, can’t be ignored. Just as priorities such as dropping that morning deuce or brewing that fresh cup of coffee are essential to daily living. But there are things we often think of as priorities when … Continue reading This Fact is SO Embarrassing
Do you find yourself getting obsessed with rankings? Do you use programs like KDSpy to compare yourself with others? Maybe even take it further and really compare release by release, book by book, falling into a rabbit hole for what is essentially just a dick measuring contest? While I enjoy competition and checking stats, I realize checking can become an unhealthy obsession of chasing. Comparing, … Continue reading Chasing Stats
You might be stuck in an office meeting with a boss that just won’t shut the fuck up, dumping gallons upon gallons of verbal diarrhea about how everyone in the room, with a few exceptions, are pieces of shit! But you know what you’re not doing? Literally cleaning shit off the bathroom floor. You know what else you’re not doing? You’re not on your knees … Continue reading Worst Day of Your Life?