Zombie Offers Abortion Solution To Pro Lifer Conservatives

As a member of the undead community, I don’t give a single rigor mortis fuck if you’re pro-life or pro-choice. What I care about is the very real possibility that if pro-lifers got there way that dumpster babies would become a popular trend.  Don’t count it as silly just yet. We all know that there are shit parents out there. Afterall, we have mothers willing … Continue reading Zombie Offers Abortion Solution To Pro Lifer Conservatives

Fat Actress Who Played The Fat Freak on American Horror Story Doesn’t Want to be the Butt of the Joke Anymore

Chrissy Metz, best known for her role as the Fat Lady on American Horror Story: Freak Show, claims that she is tired of fat people being the butt of the joke. A fat actress that played a character so fat that they had to erect a tent to undress her because she could not fit in into her trailer now wants to advocate for respectful … Continue reading Fat Actress Who Played The Fat Freak on American Horror Story Doesn’t Want to be the Butt of the Joke Anymore

[Real Horror] Turkey Legalizes Child Sex and America Could Be Next

In response to Turkey lowering the legal age of consent and the argument you might face with liberal minded peers. Turkey lowered the age of consent to where they essentially legalized having sex with children. Bring this up and your liberal friends will likely argue what’s wrong with legalizing child marriage. Don’t worry, you’re not taking crazy pills, but you’re right to think that there … Continue reading [Real Horror] Turkey Legalizes Child Sex and America Could Be Next

Chloe Grace Moretz Cries Victim of Sexism Because of Hurtful Words

  Chloe Grace Moretz, actress in Amityville Horror (2005 Remake) and Kick Ass, complained of being a victim of sexism because she’s apparently more known for her relationship with Brooklyn Beckham and has been described as “his girlfriend” on several occasions. This is not an example of sexism. This is an example of crying victim when people fail to feed your ego. Not everyone will … Continue reading Chloe Grace Moretz Cries Victim of Sexism Because of Hurtful Words

BuzzFeed Calls Stranger Things Transphobic By Any Other Word

Stranger Things, for those that have yet to see it or for some reason remain untouched by the hype around the show, is a Netflix original series about a group of Dungeon and Dragons RPG nerds on a quest to save their friend after he mysteriously vanishes. Stranger Things is fun and thrilling ride, for sure, but somehow the coming of age story about three … Continue reading BuzzFeed Calls Stranger Things Transphobic By Any Other Word

Woman Reports To Police That A Pokemon Raped Her?!

  What the holy fuck? A woman in Moscow claims that she woke up in bed to find a Pokemon on top of her, raping her. A that’s right, a woman woke up and felt a virtual PokeCock violating her pink taco. Did the Pokemon say its own name in a cute an adorable way as it ravished her? It couldn’t have been on of the … Continue reading Woman Reports To Police That A Pokemon Raped Her?!