And Other Lovecraftian Yuletide Tales… As kids we’re told that Christmas is a magical time when a mysterious man from a mysterious place sneaks into your home to leave gifts. But only, if you were good. Because this mysterious man, this Santa Clause, has been watching you the entire time. Santa sounds like a pervert. But what if this Santa, isn’t that Santa we were … Continue reading Cthulhu Christmas Special
Behave Dinis Freitas My daddies woke me up again. After dinner Dad took me upstairs, helped me put on my pajamas, counted to 120 as I brushed my teeth and told me a story about a girl who followed a rabbit into a mysterious world. Poppy was downstairs cleaning up dinner and humming “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”. Dad read for a bit … Continue reading Behave – Dinis Freitas
This is a fantastic anthology which really captures the darker side of the holiday season. Each of the six stories (one poem) takes great glee in showing the reader just how dark and disturbing Christmastime can be, and from the very first page the pace never relents. Read this in one sitting, preferably with the lights turned down low. Continue reading Feed Krampus Your Kids!
Are you sick of Christmas? Do you have ungrateful children that don’t even deserve a lump of coal, but you give it to them anyway just to shut them up? Do you cringe at the sound of Jingle Bells, and just one ‘Merry Christmas’ away from going on a murderous killing spree that would rival Stephen King’s The Shining? Then Deadman’s Tome Krampus Christmas will make … Continue reading Are You Sick of Christmas?
Revenge of the Myth Calvin Demmer Santa Claus was running late. His black boots bounced and his stomach wobbled as he hustled to his seat. He almost tripped on the red carpet before the large wooden chair, but managed to keep himself upright. Exhaling, he took a seat, while ignoring the rum on his breath. Though his duties had been downscaled in this day … Continue reading Revenge of the Myth – Calvin Demmer
…how dare you release such a fucking awesome anti-christmas theme anthology! Sensationalized headline aside, Deadman’s Tome Krampus Christmas has received some amazing reviews on Amazon. Check out what MA Book Reviewer had to say: A vulgar and demented Christmas! A focused anthology, the six stories (one poem) play off each other attacking the holidays in decidedly different (and perverse) ways. Deadman’s Tome Krampus Christmas is … Continue reading What The Fuck Deadman’s Tome
Elf on the Shelf Randy Whittaker Little Jimmy crept down the stairs, peeking over the railing. He knew it was early and his parents wouldn’t be awake yet. But he just had to know. He had been extra good this year and he knew Santa would reward his good behavior. He crept down the stairs and his little hands left sweaty trails on the shiny … Continue reading Elf on the Shelf – Randy Whittaker
