Christians believe that Jesus is coming back, but what exactly does that mean? He’s Risen explores Jesus’ glorious return in several irreverent ways. Let’s read from one that has Jesus coming back as a zombie to fest on the flesh and blood of his followers! Mr. Deadman also looks at a list of over twenty people that claimed to be the messiah. That’s right, Jesus … Continue reading Zombie Jesus Reading
Little Sally pushed and shoved her way through a pack of toddlers that aggressively fought for the same target: the blotch of purple that poked through the blades of grass. She grasped a handful of Blonde-y Locks’ hair and tugged without mercy. The girl’s scream was followed by a retaliatory elbow that failed to strike pay dirt. Sally reached out for little Timmy and planted … Continue reading Zombie Jesus
He’s Risen is the most sinister issue of Deadman’s Tome yet! Page after page of unholy blasphemy to satisfy your wicked little heart. Tales of zombie Jesus eating church goers, baby Jesus VS a priest, a showdown between Jesus and Moses and more. Much more! He’s Risen (print): $9.99 $7.99 Get your copy today! Continue reading The Most Sinister Issue Yet!
He’s returned, and he wants your flesh and blood! He’s Risen is an irreverent collection of blasphemous horror perfect for those with a sense of humor. In this collection, zombie Jesus returns to feed on the people, baby Jesus gives it to a priest, Jesus and Moses have a showdown in an end of days biblical apocalypse, and more. Much more. This issue is available … Continue reading He’s Risen!
Deadman’s Tome is holding an art competition. We are looking for artwork inspired by the issue ‘He’s Risen’, which features tales of zombies, Jesus as a zombie, Jesus hunting zombies and more. The competition will run from April 1st, 2017 until April 14th, 2017. There’s no entry fees. Only one piece of art/entry per person. Please send artwork as an attachment to Roberta18@ymail.com. In the … Continue reading Calling All Artists
My wife saw this on her Facebook feed and she was like the person that posted this Trump\Jesus meme is an absolute idiot. My wife isn’t the sort to really give a damn what people post. But I have to agree, this meme has to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while. During Barack Obama’s inauguration, religious groups gave him, his family, and … Continue reading Is Trump the Second Coming of Christ
God is so awesome and merciful that he decided, out of the kindness of his heart, to resurrect me from the dead. Except, that he forgot to fix my brittle bones, heal my decaying flesh, and cleanse me of my horrid odor. https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8181185 What, should I be grateful that I even got a second coming? Yeah, I’m so grateful to lumber around aimlessly was I … Continue reading Zombie Perspective on God