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Resident Evil: The Final Chapter – Do People care?

Deadman’s Tome is home to Book of Horrors, a horror anthology loaded with terrifying horror short stories that’ll chill you to the bone!

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A new Resident Evil movie, really? Am I tho only one here that thinks this is a bad joke gone on way too long? I bet other horror sites and what have you will say some positive thing about this new chapter in a tired series, but I’m not some tool that will save face. I’ll call a movie, book, novel, short story out for being utter crap.

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter plot is as follows:

Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, humanity is on its last legs in Washington D.C. As the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity’s final stand against the undead hordes, Alice must return to where the nightmare began – Raccoon City, where the Umbrella Corporation is gathering its forces for a final strike against the only remaining survivors of the apocalypse.

In what world does a corporation profit from KILLING OFF the ONLY survivors of a zombie apocalypse? Last time I checked zombies aren’t buying stuff. This isn’t Warm Bodies or Return of the Living Dead where certain and fun liberties are taken with zombies. No, this is bland as hell cookie cutter Resident Evil zombies with some crazy weaponized hybrids thrown in. Corporations, even the most sinister, realize they need people in order to make money, specifically people with money.

But, of course, Umbrella is an evil corporation that wants to kill off humanity for some trivia reason.

In a race against time Alice will join forces with old friends, and an unlikely ally, in an action packed battle with undead hordes and new mutant monsters. Between regaining her superhuman abilities at Wesker’s hand and Umbrella’s impending attack, this will be Alice’s most difficult adventure as she fights to save humanity, which is on the brink of oblivion.

New mutant monsters and super human abilities? What the hell, man? Am I the only one that thinks Resident Evil has totally lost the plot? They most certainly lost the charm that made the ORIGINAL first batch of video games WORK: survival horror! There is nothing horror about Resident Evil other than its existence.

Which brings me to the question: Do people really care about Resident Evil: The Final Chapter?

If you want to read good zombie horror that delivers on the element of dread and horror that Resident Evil blatantly lacks, then check out Lockdown by Shawn M. Riddle

 

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Horror Olympics 2016 – Straight Up Murder

Turbo Slut 5K – ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized and brutally offensive cyberpunk SexBot murder spree!

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Deadman’s Tome Horror Olympics and Rio Olympic 2016 share sweat, blood, and tears, but for different reasons. Except for any North Korean competitors.

#GoldinUS? Sure, if that gold is blood and blood by the buckets is what makes these selected stories ripe for that golden reward! In Straight Up Murder, stories with ultra-violent murderous rampage will compete for the almighty GOLD!

Stories in this category are: A Corpse Can’t LaughMad LoveLove Electric, and Confession

 

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Turbo Slut 5K

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Turbo Slut 5K

Turbo Slut 5K is an ultra-violent, hyper-sexualized, and brutally offensive tale of sizzling lust, savage revenge, and the triumph over some ruthless misogynistic scum told in six exciting chapters! Set in a dark and gritty cyberpunk dystopia, three SexBots defy their programming and acquire a notorious reputation that earns them a hefty bounty of fifteen billion dollars! With such a price on their heads, the three voluptuous sex machines have little to no choice but to fight and bang for survival!

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FOX Will GLEE Out Rocky Horror Picture Show and It Will Suck

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FOX, the same network behind GLEE, is remaking Rocky Horror Picture Show for TV.

That’s all I have to say, right? The proof is clear as a day that FOX intends for this series into BE their GLEE replacement.

Tim Curry gave FOX his blessing and is even in the show as the Narrator.

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Fox’s two-hour event, airing October 20, follows sweethearts Janet Weiss (Victoria Justice) and Brad Majors (Ryan McCartan), who stumble upon the residence of Frank-N-Furter (Laverne Cox), a mad scientist/alien, who is hosting a Transylvanian science convention to showcase Rocky Horror (Staz Nair), who has been created to fulfill Frank’s desires.

Regardless of Tim Curry giving his blessing, FOX is going to take the heart and soul out of Rocky Horror Picture Show and sell it as some waterdown mainstream GLEE clone with transvestites. The original was edgy, offensive, and relished in its tastelessness, but this shallow clone is a TV show? Rocky Horror is a TV show now?

I predict that anyone that talks negatively about FOX’s Rocky Horror remake will be labeled as some sort of anti-LGBT bigot. I also predict that FOX will double down on the Rocky Horror remake and will last for two seasons.