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He’s Risen!

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He’s returned, and he wants your flesh and blood! 

He’s Risen is an irreverent collection of blasphemous horror perfect for those with a sense of humor. In this collection, zombie Jesus returns to feed on the people, baby Jesus gives it to a priest, Jesus and Moses have a showdown in an end of days biblical apocalypse, and more. Much more. 

This issue is available on Amazon Kindle right now!

He’s Risen print version coming soon to multiple retailers such as Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

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Zombie Perspective on God

God is so awesome and merciful that he decided, out of the kindness of his heart, to resurrect me from the dead. Except, that he forgot to fix my brittle bones, heal my decaying flesh, and cleanse me of my horrid odor.

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8181185

What, should I be grateful that I even got a second coming? Yeah, I’m so grateful to lumber around aimlessly was I slowly waste away.

Yeah, I get a bit cynical this episode, but walk a mile in my shoes and you would be, too.