Some stories are just too bizarre to true. Yet, we are often reminded that life is stranger than fiction. http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/01/08/world/americas/ap-lt-mexico-drug-lord-the-latest.html El Chapo, the drug cartel, the lead in Narco, has been arrested and is held at the same prison he escaped from. Sounds like a great setup for a hilarious show with loads of shenanigans.
Tonight at 10pm, come hangout with undead Greg and have a good time sharing thoughts, opinions, and stories with the chillest zombie you’ll ever meet.
https://www.spreaker.com/user/8056632/ask-a-zombie-norway-muslim-problem-and-m Ever wondered if the undead sleep, if they dream, or even if they have life long goals? Well, now you can find the answers to those wonderful questions by asking the source directly. Ask a zombie. Ask Undead Greg, and he’ll give you a detailed answer because, well, it’s not like he has anything better to do than waste […]
Deadman’s Tome is calling for submissions. Have a short story? Working on a short story? Submit it and let Deadman’s Tome feature it on site. Featured stories earn money, too! Stories earn .10 per view, comment, and like for a year. I have a list of authors that are due for a payout, actually. Sometimes I get distracted, so don’t […]
I know the site has been slow. Blame it on December, family, shopping, and more work to pay for all that shopping. I would like to wish everyone a merry Christmas. If you don’t celebrate Christmas, then happy fill in the blank. Right now, I feel like downing a twelve pack of Shiner and just relaxing. Remember to send submissions […]
She sat there with her hands around a cup of coffee looking out the window at passing traffic. Tomack Alto tried not to stare, but she was a total stranger sitting there in his kitchen in the early morning and she had come to his door speaking something to him that he had never expected to hear. She had told […]
The first time it happened I was eating a Western omelette at a diner on Route 1, thinking about nothing in particular. All of a sudden, my heart started to pound like a jackhammer and I broke into a sweat. The funky, sixties-style hanging lamps over the counter suddenly seemed too bright and the music playing softly in the background […]
Deadman’s Tome is calling for horror shorts! If you write horror short stories, then submit it, have it featured on the site and earn .10 cents per view, like, and comment. Submit your stories to email@example.com
With the Free Weekend over and over 500 copies downloaded and read, you can still get a copy of Therapy for the Dead for a little more than the price […]
Some facts in life are so bizarre that it leaves one wondering about the fare of humanity. This is one of those moments. A dolphin and trainer have sexual relations. http://nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/ You read that right. A woman had sexual relations with a boner happy dolphin, but it may not be what you think. The trainer didn’t open her love hole […]
When conversing about the news and what not it’s easy to hear a comment about how the media covers shit. This comment is then followed by laughs and mutual agreement, usually. Yet, it’s 2015 and the media seems completely ignorant that it has now literally covered shit. If that word offends you, please note that I’m using it as a […]
Horror plays on the fear of the reader, sometimes by summoning shadows out from the dark, calling demons out from the abyss, casting madness on the weak, and sometimes by […]
Heels scuffing the hardwood of the foyer, the couple dashed through the open door and out into the frosty October wind, the pungent scent of their deodorized bodies lingering behind them—lilies, aftershave, and musk all rolled into a single funk. And Ellie Masterson, who’d seen this happen at least twice a day, simply pressed the clipboard to her chest, sighed, […]
Zombies have rights, don’t they? After all, they’re humans reanimated with a second-life because of God, mad science, or strange medicine. A zombie doesn’t choose to come back, they’re forced to come back. This undead rotter would have you believe that zombies are entitled to rights and that shows like The Walking Dead perpetuate negative zombie stereotypes that harm the […]
Boy scouts customizing weapons to take on hordes of zombies sounds like a great concept. Watching people take on waves of the undead in a manner similar to that of […]
Gritty like rough sandpaper, deprived like a German nightclub, Primal Cuts, graphic novel written by John Franklin and Tim Sulka, illustrated by Rob Gutman, tells a disturbing and yet hilarious […]