Deadman’s Tome Deep Fried Horror is serving the juciest, beefiest burger you’ll ever find. The only catch is it might be served with a meat so exotic it’s criminal. But don’t mind that. Cthulhu Cheese Burger comes with four juicy patties, layers of melted cheese, and fresh baked buns. A very delicious combination of savory flavors, which is good. You’ll need something to distract from … Continue reading Would you eat a Cthulhu Cheese Burger?
McAllen, Texas On July 10th, 2016, I spotted something that changed my perception of the world. I don’t consider myself a religious man, nor did I care much about the paranormal, but the thing I saw, the lady in white, was something that defies the norm. I was driving down Bicentennial blvd with my cousin Greg in the car, heading to McAllen Museum. I pulled … Continue reading LADY IN WHITE by Chris Ayers
Just kill yourself, you fucking whore! The voice blasted in my head, reverberating against the skull. My hands pressed against my face, squeezing tight as if it could all be smothered away. My palms rubbed into my eyes, drying up the manic tears. My fingers ran through my hair, pulling like mad as if it would stop the voice! Take the blade and cut! The … Continue reading You Can’t Resist by Michael Flanagan
She hunched her shoulders, hating her imperfect body and praying that it would morph into the svelte, beautiful shape of the model selling the amazing weight loss product. She hated that model and herself, but mostly she hated her soon to be ex-husband. If this pill actually worked she imagined waltzing into the courtroom the day of her impending divorce and her husband lusting after … Continue reading RETRIBUTION by Celeste Wilkinson
Libby wasn’t living her best life, but she couldn’t see any way to do better for herself. She was forty-five and lived alone with her seven cats, Marvin, Scooter, Spidey, Stinky, Marvin Two, Cat Man Do, and Ilsa. Having suffered a mental breakdown, she lived alone in her broken-down trailer house, drinking to excess and conversing only with her feline “fur babies.” She never went … Continue reading The Cat Lady vs. Mr. Deadman by Andy Rausch
Mr. Deadman, SK Berit, and Tammy G reviewed Tucker and Dale VS Evil. What did you think of this film? Continue reading ReVisiting Tucker and Dale VS Evil
With depictions of extreme graphic violence, moments of sexual assault, and horror targeted towards children, I was worried about what would happen when Deadman’s Tome published Inappropriate Literature. The SJW Puritan police have come after me before — follow me on Twitter @mrdeadmandt if you don’t believe me — back when Deadman’s Tome published Psycho Holiday. Why was #cancelculture after me? Because I used the word … Continue reading They Want These BANNED!