The Taylor Swift and Kanye West Crap Story

(Characters are completely fictional. This is a work of parody and satire.) Taylor Swift doubled over as she raced to the bathroom. Her stomach churned. A sharp pain pulsated within her abdomen, while her sphincter was one wrong move away from opening like a backed up dam. With the toilet in sight, her fingers fumbled with her belt buckle. The motion caused her asshole to … Continue reading The Taylor Swift and Kanye West Crap Story