Canadian Police Arrest a Stormtrooper

Why do Canadian police hate Star Wars so much? Are they pissed because of the way Disney ruined the franchise? Are the maple leaves upset with the way Disney disregarded the volumes of source material? I don’t know, maybe they’re bunch of Trekkies.

Either way, Canadian Police responded to the sight of a stormtrooper standing outside a Coco Vanilla Galactic Cantina with guns drawn.

All the establishment wanted to do was celebrate May the 4th be with you, all the girl in the stormtrooper costume want to do is have a good time and do something fun, but a bunch of Karens ruined it. A bunch of Karens reported this as a threat to the police, and the police threw her to the ground, bust her nose, and scared the shit out of her.

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