Would you eat a Cthulhu Cheese Burger?

Deadman’s Tome Deep Fried Horror is serving the juciest, beefiest burger you’ll ever find. The only catch is it might be served with a meat so exotic it’s criminal. But don’t mind that.

Cthulhu Cheese Burger comes with four juicy patties, layers of melted cheese, and fresh baked buns. A very delicious combination of savory flavors, which is good. You’ll need something to distract from the full-body possession that occurs later. You might experience vomiting, seizing on the floor, and risk biting your tongue, but you’ll then be enslaved by Cthulhu’s powerful mind-magic.

Get your copy of Cthulhu Cheese Burger today!

Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0849WZJT3

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0849NTBDL

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