Firefly Family VS Sawyer Family

Families that kill together stay together, right? That’s one of many common threads between The Firefly family (House of 1000 Corpses) and the Sawyer family (Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but what would happen if these two clans were pinned against each other?

Firefly family breakdown:

  • Captain Spaulding
  • Baby Firefly
  • Otis B. Driftwood
  • Tiny

Sawyer family breakdown:

  • Drayton Sawyer
  • Nubbins Sawyer
  • Chop Top Sawyer
  • Leatherface

Location:

Both families would benefit from home advantage, and though some may argue that Leatherface could shred through the Firefly family, they have a basement full of surprises. For this battle, let’s have the family encounter each other at a neutral Bed and Breakfast. Why are they staying there? Maybe there’s a serial killer convention, maybe there is a gathering of the psychopaths, not sure.

Which family do you think would win and why? Vote and share your comments.

 

2 thoughts on “Firefly Family VS Sawyer Family

  1. I would say the Firefly Clan definitely has the Edge. Been killing just as long as the Sawyers BUT the Fireflys had exit strategies and allies across the state to support them if/when they got found out, where as the Sawyers could really only operate in their county. The Firefly Clan were easily as crazy. They may not have been cannibals, at least we never saw them eat folks, but they were necrophiles, sadists and their true edge, members of a cult to a supernatural entity known as Dr. Satan. ALSO Tiny would fuck Leatherface up. Otis is truly dangerous and insane, and could likely put down the whole Sawyer clan by himself. I suppose my main reasoning is that the Fireflies are intelligent and have contingencies in case things don’t work out, while the sawyers are less so and seem to simply rely on no one ever looking for the people they kill.

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