Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7. A birth which should’ve been aborted. It is alleged that the baby began trying to eat the doctor’s hand during delivery. A baby conceived from sex with the dead is a zombie child. Patient zero of the zombie outbreak!

 


According to the Kansas City Missouri Police Department, her baby is the son of man who died in a car accident in March 2015, and whose body she was supposed to autopsy. They allege that she Ms. Burrows sexually abused more than 60 other dead bodies, belonging to males from 17 to 71 years old, which would make her a serial corpse rapist. However, apparently consent does not matter with dead bodies. The dead can’t give consent, but Jennifer will not be charged with rape, but with indecency with a dead body.

Jennifer is a hideous woman. She has the face of a meth head, and the hair of a decayed zombie. She couldn’t get with any dudes, not when they were alive, anyway. She waited until their dead and hard. Rigor mortis will keep the cock hard, but how exactly did she get the dead dick to ejaculate?

Turns out, she would fuck the dead so hard that it bring’s them back to life, just for a few seconds. That’s a magic pussy. I reached out to Jennifer for comment. She allegedly stated that she was trying to get pregnant and would syphon jizz out from the cock with her mouth and snowball it into a large syringe, if she couldn’t get the dick to cum with her vagina.

This is real. I know I had fun with the story, but the truth is unbelievable. Just Google it.

Owner of Dedman Productions, a small production company that focuses on bringing entertainment in both fiction and film.

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