Deadman’s Tome Recap (4/29/2017)
WCM — William Marchese JD — Jesse Dedman WCM: (Sometime after the show) I lay here, eyes set on the ceiling, I think crazy thoughts. Len plays on the speakers. […]
No Cussing Challenge FAIL
Mr. Deadman attempts a pagan ritual to guarantee success in marketing of Deadman’s Tome. With candles lit, and completely nude, he goes for a blood when Marchese manages to talk […]
Cussing Stinks Like Farts
Is it wrong to use profanity? Is the use of naughty words a sign of laziness? Is the utterance of FUCK the equivalent of someone farting in your face? Well, […]
Finding Time to Write
Let’s face it, writing takes time and time is hard to find. Unless you’re living off your parents, found a sugar momma, or comfortable living under a bridge, you gotta […]
Zombie Jesus Reading
Christians believe that Jesus is coming back, but what exactly does that mean? He’s Risen explores Jesus’ glorious return in several irreverent ways. Let’s read from one that has Jesus coming back as a zombie to fest on the flesh and blood of his followers! Mr. Deadman also looks at a list of over twenty people that claimed to be […]
Deadman’s Tome Podcast (recap)
WCMarchese (WCM): Last night on the Deadman’s Tome podcast we had some nonsense bantering, antvdiscussed conspiracy theories. While some are proven to be true, it’s important to be careful […]
Why is Disney Spying on Kids?
Mr. Deadman and Willie The Dynamite Marchese talk about Disney spying on our kids, the return of Ghost Watch, speedy text killing the quality of writing, and more! Tonight at 10PM CST!
Get Rejected! Writing Contest
Hey writers, do you think you can write? Well, if you’re willing to put your skill to the test, then you can win some cold hard cash! Enter Rejected! A […]
Massive Homicidal Cuck on the Loose!
Urgent, massive cuck having a homicidal meltdown all because he placed a ho before bros! Not joking. Easter Sunday, while kids were hunting for eggs, this cold ass pussy was […]
Zombie Jesus
Little Sally pushed and shoved her way through a pack of toddlers that aggressively fought for the same target: the blotch of purple that poked through the blades of grass. […]
Woman Gets Pregnant From Corpse Sperm!
Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth […]
Grill Cleaning With Mr. Deadman
It’s Saturday before Easter, and I’m assigned the task of turning a rust bucket of a grill into a fucking somewhat sanitary meat cooking machine! This gill hasn’t been used […]
NEW Official Deadman’s Tome Shirt
Get your hands on the NEW Official Deadman’s Tome shirt! Comes in three colors: black, white, and blue. The blue looks pretty cool. Yeah, it’s a $19.99 shirt, but this shirt will last you longer than that order of General Tso and fried rice you placed. Every dollar from the shirt sales goes towards the magazine and allows Deadman’s Tome […]
The Most Sinister Issue Yet!
He’s Risen is the most sinister issue of Deadman’s Tome yet! Page after page of unholy blasphemy to satisfy your wicked little heart. Tales of zombie Jesus eating church goers, […]
A Deadman is Summoned!
July 2008, a sinister collection of gruesome tales is released under the banner Demonic Tome. These stories were originally offered for free directly from a site that no longer […]
Mr. Deadman is Dead!
Mr. Deadman is dead! Mourn for the loss, yes. But, you do not want to miss the guest. Deadman’s Tome podcast is THE ONLY podcast to have a REAL LIFE […]
