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Drunk Reading of Unbloom and Fly Blown

Mr. Deadman reads two NSFW horror stories, Unbloom by Kristine Hall-Garcia and Fly Blown by Kenneth Whitfield after about 4 or 5 shots of Malibu… lost count.

Mr. Deadman explores how a story like Unbloom could work in real life where a wife knowingly allows for her husband to pork cold dead underage flesh that he keeps in the basement. Perhaps the wife is one of those regressive Left types that would defend her husbands “condition” because it’s not hurting anyone, right?

Mr. Deadman uses Fly Blown as an example of what not to do for both men and women. Ladies, wash your vaginas! If you have flies and maggots going on down there, then just isolate yourself from society, please. Or just, give up on life. Like a video game reset, but with a handful of pills or a glock.

 

 

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Horror is anti-Safe Space!

Carson Winter agreed to do an early morning interview with Mr. Deadman to discuss his short story The Chasm Bridged. A work very much inspired by Edgar Allen Poe and Lovecraft, and as a consequence we talk about both iconic authors. We also discuss the importance of show VS tell and how important it is for writers to learn to craft their story into an art versus just telling it.

Most importantly, horror is not a safe space, and in fact horror works by shattering one’s sense of comfort. If you are easily offended, then read some horror and toughen up. Start with The Chasm Bridged.

 

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Cthulhu Responsible For The Bible and 9/11!

The interview with horror writer Bob Freville not only lived up to the hype, but the exciting exchange proved educational!

Listeners learned that Cthulhu was the mastermind behind the Holy Bible and 9/11. So, 9/11 Truthers can cool their jets. Bush and his overlord Dick Cheney are only guilty of doing the great ancient one’s bidding, and who can really blame them. No one says no to Cthulhu.

Mr. Freville drops a bombshell about The Walking Dead. Is The Walking Dead a massive work of plagiarism?

The raunchy conversation proves the point that Deadman’s Tome is not a place for fragile sensibilities or for those that need to be coddled. You’ve been warned. Mr. Freville is the author of Sex Toy and as you can imagine, the conversation is mature.

 

 

 

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TURBO SLUT 5K LIVE DRUNK READING

Mr. Deadman did a live reading of Turbo Slut 5K after downing a few shots. The drunk reading proved a bit difficult at first and Mr. Deadman trails of with interesting little bits about how the misogynistic filth that is Turbo Slut 5K is actually the MOST pro-feminist story ever written. Turbo Slut 5K is the imagining of the ultimate take down of the patriarchy!

Warning: Turbo Slut 5K is graphic and hyper sexualized. Don’t let you kids listen to this. It contains death by pussy, death by boob, and death by asshole.

 

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Labor Day Weekend Craziness 

Tonight, Deadman’s Tome hosts a live Interview with Bob Freville. Catch the interview live on the Deadman’s Tome podcast at 10pm CST. Use the link on the sidebar.

Tonight’s live interview is followed by a live reading of Turbo Slut 5K. A drunk reading. I will down a shot per patron. Go support the Tome at www.patreon.com/deadmanstome to get me drunk!

Saturday morning around 9am CST, Deadman’s Tome hosts a live interview with Carson Winters – one of the authors featured in the upcoming Book of Horrors II.

Saturday night approximately 10pm CST, Deadman’s Tome hosts a live reading of the NSFW stories on the Tome. 

Sunday, another drunk late night reading of a story from HORRGASM. Once again, a shot per patreon!

Monday night, a live reaction of a random B horror film!

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Deadman’s Tome Book of Horrors II

First off, if you haven’t purchased Deadman’s Tome Book of Horror I yet, then how can you call yourself a horror fan? Don’t be a wishy-washy, no good, fair-weather fan. Do yourself a favor and spend the the $2 on Deadman’s Tome Book of Horrors I. It’s a great read and with as many followers as Deadman’s Tome has, it should have sold by the hundreds.

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The anthology is the price of a Coke, but Deadman’s Tome Book of Horrors lasts forever, whereas a Coke is just pissed away.

On October 1st, Deadman’s Tome Book of Horrors II will release with ten solid, terrifying scary tales of absolute horror! They say don’t judge a book by its cover, but I say to Hell with that! Please, judge away.

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