Legend has it that any beverage drank from this mug has properties to cure Writer’s block, but with a catch. Of course, there’s a catch. There is always a catch. The catch is that you’ll not only become a prolific writer, but you’ll become a slave to the craft. You’ll type so frantically that your fingers bleed. You’ll be so immersed in your story that you’ll skip meals, bathroom breaks, and, oh god, even sex.
However, your enviable death by writing will not only become an urban legend, but your work will carry on through the ages.