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Zombie Perspective on God

God is so awesome and merciful that he decided, out of the kindness of his heart, to resurrect me from the dead. Except, that he forgot to fix my brittle bones, heal my decaying flesh, and cleanse me of my horrid odor.

https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8181185

What, should I be grateful that I even got a second coming? Yeah, I’m so grateful to lumber around aimlessly was I slowly waste away.

Yeah, I get a bit cynical this episode, but walk a mile in my shoes and you would be, too.

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