Benefits of the Undead Life


Are you tired of waking up and doing the same monotonous set of tasks and routine every bastard day? Then don’t!

Tweet your address to Undead Greg  @zombietimesgreg and you can become a zombie today!

As a zombie, you’ll never have to worry about your bills, slave away at your mundane job, or have to listen to your child’s tantrum ever again! As a zombie you are completely liberated and free to do your own thing. Just as long as your own thing consists of lumbering around, chasing people, and eating lots of flesh!

Still not convinced, then hear it from a zombie with first hand experience.

Pros and cons to zombie life!

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