Mr. Deadman, a constantly drunk Texan, took a lolcow quiz found on kiwifarms.
Is This Drunk Texan a Lolcow?
Would You Recommend Black Christmas 1974?
Getting impaled by a unicorn to the sound of carolers singing Silent Night is probably not how you want to spend Christmas Eve. Black Christmas claims its victims in a sorority house haunted by creepy phone calls, demonic noises, bodies eerily shrouded in plastic wrap, and one perverted psycho killer whose voice alone is enough to chill your blood.
When an unidentified caller keeps harassing your entire sorority house with obscene things you can only half-understand, you should get the Hell out of there even if it is freezing cold outside. But like just about every horror movie, the victims say F you to logic and stay in place. Because of that, the murders stack up with one victim being dragged screaming by a hook, and another being bludgeoned to death like something out of a medieval torture scene. Never mind the one suffocated to death by plastic wrap and left next to the window like the vacant face of a doll staring out into the night.
For a Christmas themed slasher, I think Black Friday serves its purpose and would recommend it for the following reasons: you got dead bodies, blood, AND it’s topped off with some Christmas cheer… sort of.
But what do you think?
Vic Mignogna Update, Unbox Therapy Case SCAM and More
Mr. Deadman has been following the Vic Mignogna situation from the beginning and it’s been a long ride. Vic is a voice actor for Dragon Ball Z Super and he did the voice of Broly. Shortly after the success of the anime feature film Dragon Ball Z Super Broly, fellow voice actors came out of the woodwork to accuse him of sexual harassment and sexual assault.
Mr. Deadman gives an update on the situation, plus covers a situation of a YouTuber tech reviewer blatantly ripping of a phone case company.
Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie?
Gremlins takes place at Christmas
Gremlins opens with Randall Peltzer going to Chinatown to find a Christmas gift for his son, Billy.
Peltzer ends up with Gizmo, the ultra-cute Mogwai (cuter than baby Yoda) which reinforces the message that a pet is for life – not just for Christmas.
As more Mogwai spawn and the film descends into chaos we’re given constant reminders of the season such as Gizmo playing the keyboard with a Santa hat on, the evil Gremlins singing Christmas carols, and getting merry in the pub (something we’ve all been guilty of).
The Grinch
Every good Christmas movie has to have a villain and it needs to be a character who’s determined to ruin the festive mood.
In this case it’s Stripe, the ring leader of the no-so-cute reptilian Gremlins who could be called anti-elves.
Shill Merchandise
Of course, like all good Christmas films such as Frozen and The Grinch, Gremlins has its own line of merchandise such as action figures, Gizmo plush toys, and a whole range of movie mementos to collect – perfect for Christmas gift ideas.
So, what do you think? Is Gremlins a Christmas movie or not? Let us know in the comment section.
MARZGURL Gets the Boot!
Another small victory for #istandwithvic in the #weebwars saga, but we’ll take it
ReVisiting Tucker and Dale VS Evil
Mr. Deadman, SK Berit, and Tammy G reviewed Tucker and Dale VS Evil. What did you think of this film?
Is this the Dirtiest Story Ever?
It’s been a while but there is a new patron bonus show, finally! Author Jeff Prebis will try to gross out/psych out Mr. Deadman with a very, very dirty story.
The show goes live Sunday (12/8/2019) at 9:30pm CST.
Click the image below to see the show.
Twitch.tv Must Really LOVE Animal Erotica
Alinity, a popular Twitch streamer (which isn’t saying much), made an oopsie when she live streamed her dog doing something too inappropriate to describe here.
But, did Twitch ban her?
No.
The family friendly, Jeff Bezos owned streaming platform just ignored the gross depiction of girl on dog love. If you thought things couldn’t get worse, they did. Alinity apparently has a habit, a pattern of some very gross interactions with her dog.
Twitch Approves of Lewd Behavior
Alinity is a Twitch streamer that flaunts her breasts and ass for views. Not shaming, but simply pointing out that Alinity is totally aware of what she is doing and how she is doing it to increase her viewership and subscriber size. Besides, shaming her is something that should be reserved for her parents.
The reason I’m writing about his chick is because there is something very fishy about her and her closeness with her dog. When given the opportunity, her dog will plant his nose into her crotch for a sniff and lick. The dog will also take any moment she can to literally mount her and begin humping her ass. Now, I understand dogs are driven by instinct and can do these things automatically, but the speed and frequency makes this behavior seem reinforced.
What I’m getting at is Alinity loves her dog a little too much.
Don’t believe me? I wouldn’t either, but you have to watch this.
Insane Black Friday Sale!
Check out these amazing Black Friday deals.
Deadman’s Tome Real American Horror (paperback) for only $5 (no cost for shipping). As a blend of chilling horror and real American crime, Real American Horror is a great way to add that edge to Thanksgiving and Christmas vibe.
Deadman’s Tome Book of Horrors III for only $5?
You know what, how about we make this Black Friday special even better. Let’s do both Real American Horror and Book of Horrors III for $5.
That’s right, two horror anthology paperbacks for only FIVE DOLLARS + NO SHIPPING (US ONLY)
How do you order? Click the paypal button below and I, Mr. Deadman, the owner of Deadman’s Tome, will ship it out!
SALE OVER!
